Aspiring UFC fighter with a love for literature, wrestling, bodybuilding, metal music and drawing.

† Lover of all things death.
† Secret onion posing as a human.
† Borderline bonkers.

 

I did it, I came out. Congratulations me. 

Coming out… derp.

thecaptainthatcrashed:

familiartaste-of-poison:

My attempt of coming out today ended up in me telling my mum that I am failing business studies, which I’m not. By the time that I had decided that I was too scared, I had already told her that I had something important to tell her so I had to make something up. Now she has booked me a private tutor of three hours a week in a subject that I am acing. 

I panicked so hard I almost told my mum I was doing cocaine even though I’ve never been near the stuff.

Success!!

Coming out… derp.

My attempt of coming out today ended up in me telling my mum that I am failing business studies, which I’m not. By the time that I had decided that I was too scared, I had already told her that I had something important to tell her so I had to make something up. Now she has booked me a private tutor of three hours a week in a subject that I am acing. 

thatswimmergirl asked
Thanks for the follow!!

Right back at ya!

A penis just came out of my ear.

A penis just came out of my ear.